Mediocre at Best

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason


I am me! Nobody else!

I am me! Nobody else!

shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid

thefuuuucomics:

fuck ur dreams kid

5000letters:

  • Gruff men who get all soft and happy when they’re with you 
  • Big men with calloused hands who touch you like you’re something incredibly special 
  • Grumpy men who chuckle at your bad jokes 
  • Calm men who get protective and irrational and then pretend like they didn’t
  • Stoic men who look at you with gentle smiles on their face when you’re not looking at them with an expression that sort of says “I can’t believe s/he’s with me.” 

merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.